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Step 1 of 3: Please choose a screening option below.

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Why do I need to do this? Where does my data go?

Step 2 of 3: I will contact you to confirm that I’m working on verifying you. While you’re waiting, please read my etiquette guidelines

  • Use Discretion – Sex for money or other benefit is illegal in the US. Therefore explicit conversation will disqualify you as a potential friend. Please do not ask me to break the law.
  • Practice Proper Hygiene – I’d like to enjoy myself too, and poor hygiene is very distracting. Please shower and have freshly brushed teeth.
  • Show Me You’re Serious – All incall sessions with new clients require a deposit. See below for details.
  • Plan Ahead – Please provide at least 48 hours notice when requesting a session if we’ve never met, or 4 hours if we’ve connected before.
  • Show Me Your Class and Sophistication – It’s intoxicating on a level no other quality can match.

Step 3 of 3: Incall encounters with new friends require a 50% deposit and are payable in the below forms.

  1. Amazon Gift Card (use marissajanepaige@safeoffice.com as the recipient)
  2. Bitcoin